A Gift With Self Esteem Problems

My mom asked J what he wanted for Chanukah. He facetiously answered "an airstream trailer."

Never one to back down from a challenge, Mom found a Volkswagen/Airstream salt and pepper shaker:

Those who made and packaged this fine gift were either not native speakers of English or they were concerned about the reception of their product, because this is what the packaging looks like:

Mom, just so you know, it truly is a most acceptable gift for this (or any) occasion.

(And now we can never throw this packaging away).