Friday, August 27, 2010

Notice to Quit Tenancy

Dear LO,

You are hereby notified that your tenancy is ended effective September 7, 2010.  You are requested to quit, vacate, and deliver possession therefore to the landlady/owner of the rental body (henceforth known as EGB, Lafayette, Indiana) no later than September 21, 2010.  If you have not voluntarily vacated EGB within the time frame requested, you will be induced to move by EGB's agent, Dr. S.

This notice to vacate is due to the following reasons:
Delinquency of payments--including both rent and portion of payment for communal food.

Damage beyond normal wear and tear to property.  These include but are not limited to:  joint disruption, unneeded padding, cosmetic skin damage, hormone imbalance, and destruction to furniture.
Violation of quiet hours (10 pm to 6 am daily).

Once you and your items (including, but not limited to, placenta, water and cord) have vacated the premises, EGB and fellow landlord J have agreed to provide you with alternative lodging until (and perhaps beyond) the year 2028.

EGB, J, and their agents wish you the best of luck as you quit your current living quarters, and respectfully request that you leave the rental body in much the same condition in which you found it.

The Landlady

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