Wednesday, January 12, 2011

How Early Motherhood is Like Controlled Substance Addiction

A Top Ten List

10.  You often forget to eat, since you have to focus on feeding the monkey.
9.  When awake, you can spend an inordinate amount of time staring off into space thinking about how you can next alter your state of consciousness.
8.  You sometimes spend time in public partially undressed.
7.  You don't care that people can potentially see your nudity.
6.  You can't specifically pinpoint in your mind the last time you brushed your teeth.
5.  Even though that fact bothers you, you can't seem to find a way to rectify the situation.
4.  You have vomit or urine on your clothes.
3.  It's not yours.
2.  You don't care.
1.  You wonder if you could get away with going out in public without changing the vomity or uriney clothing.

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